None of this is true
Today I start my first class in karate. I’m pretty excited about it. I think that I can do anything I put my mind to, so I figure ‘why not?’ After all, I am the heavyweight champion of the world. If I can box, I can chop. That’s what I say. This morning on the way to work 7 women flirted with me. Two of them telepathically. The rest were just practically throwing themselves at my feet. Crazy. Sometimes I wish that I didn’t have so much money. It is just so frustrating! Every day I have to try to come up with a way to spend it. Tonight I’m going to make spaghetti with my feet. Here is a picture of me I took today:
Categories: People are crazy
Oh, that’s all huh?
Well, I have a photo shoot in Milan next week, should be Fabulous! Then I’m off to Paris to do some much needed shopping. I too just have way too much money, and can’t seem to spend it quickly enough. That’s probably because of all the wealthy men vying for my love by showering me with expensive gifts and jewels. LOL.